A day's musings.

Harlo Harlo, test test.

Tlans-selat/laut-titanic message lumber wan.

*ahem ahem*

If lu are hear-ling this ar, means you in deep trouble. Perlis look outside your door, you can see got big big fire everywhere. No, it is not the Government Sponsored BBQ sempena Father's day. Father's day we play football, and tell our fathers that we still love them, and expect them to pay for everything even when we already 45 years old. No No No. Today not Bapak lu punya hari.

It is judgement day.

Let me tell you what happened so far ad ok? Ten year ago, some sakai decided to kumpul all the loan shark using this company call SKYnet la. They name it Sky cause the fella syok sendiri and the NET is actually when he wanted to open cyber-cafe wan, but also net can catch shark wan ma. So ma call SKYNET lo.

Then this skynet ar, ma build a lot of lobot la, the most popular wan last time was the Arnold-Tak-boleh-nak-eja lo, so they built more and more. You see those motorbike thing going around? Ah, that is the super modilified MAT REMPIT, can do alot stunt wan, cause SKYNET already screw their hand into the bike, cannot fall down d, now can do 360-upside-down-superman.

Now ar, they also got the fella look like your father-in-law wan, face scary scary wan, eyes red red wan. Their purpose is to pour red blood,...er..i mean red paint on your front door. They use very quality paint wan ok, like Jotun and Dulux, so very hard to wash off. Plus got warranty 5 years on the paint ya know. Lucky la you.

Ah, now back to the future ar. This is John Corner speaking, i'm in charge of the resistance, and ar, i want to tell you ar, stop resisting lo. You think paint nowadays very cheap wan ar? Those Rempit-bot also very expensive ya know, they always crash here crash there wan. You pay is it the main-train-nence?

So stop resisting ar, perlis go to the nearest mr huge robot, and sir-lender yourself. I plormis you can keep all your fingers, not lying wan, i very hornest wan.

Cheers!

1,2,3,4

Do you know, that there is an opening in jb for Lego sculptors? You don't need any form of qualifications, just go only. Then they send you for training in the US for 3 months. And you get paid like 2k. I hate you JB people!


Yes, this is your weekly slave reporting, probably for the last time, if i don't get over this stupid darn flu and haul myself to that spanish test this Friday. That's not the last of it though, i still have to get TM to give me streamyx kat rumah i. Hahaha. And no, it won't be free, not even for soon-to-be former students at their uni. Things to do after finals :

Checklist - rated by importance.

1. Have nice cuppa coffee with Mie.
2. Get dad to sponsor internet for a few months.
3. Call CIMB to arrange that 3rd stage.
4. Wait for IBM. or call them after a week or so if still got nothing.
5. Apply for work as a janitor at my apartments.

6. Make sure Mei fails her exams.
7. Avoid Jas' housewarming.
8. Get rid of "Viva la Vida" from my playlist. And anything Akon.
9. Eat Char Kuey Teow at least once a week
10. Smack Fabes on the head.

11. Try to no avail to gain weight. The year isn't over YET!
12. Avoid Jas' dinner-party, if she cooks.
13. Visit loon kat SK when his wife not around. LOL.
14. Visit Thean&Shiuan PLt at Subang - MAS interns:)
15. Cancel all future flights if those two nuts are getting their pilot licenses.

Potential Situation below:



Cheers!

Dilemma

Ok, here's the thing. IBM or CIMB?

Third stage of CIMB coming up in June, so is that interview with IBM at about the same time.

IF, big IF, i get selected for both, what to do?

So hopeful aye richard? Sakainess. Oh well, either way, i won't be able to make it for the internship period for the coming semester. So, would have to postpone. Or maybe Mr. Chan could make an exception:) He do love his F.E students:)

Anyways, that's about it. I have been slacking off a lot lately. Finals next week, and na-da was done:) Short posts all around anyways.

And as a parting gift, today i was elated to see this in front of my place punya mamak..


I kid you not! A DB9!! Lol. I sengaja turned into the mamak to get a better viw, then u-turn to see again:) Yes, i am such a kid. Hahahaha.


Cheers!

Harlo

See here people. Today will be a rainy day. I have predicted this - I have measured the temps, the air pressure, wind direction, the humidity, all points to a rainy evening. That, and also the fact that it as dark as night about now:)

Anyways, Mei says that if you're going to be a guinea pig, make sure you're a cute one. I have no idea how to do that, but please, someone out there, get her some some ok? :) She will thank you for it.

News: My hairdresser's wife is pregnant! 8 months pregnant! I mean like wtf, i didn't notice also. Wow. So next time i have to cut hair, they will be on maternity leave. Oh well, good luck to the both of them:) And oh oh, mie doesn't like my hairdresser cause he ain't gay enough, i like him cause he isn't gay.

Bigger news. I have done one exam, three to go. One more test from IBM was done today too! Yay. See hor, there was this guy sitting next to me who cheated. We supposed to not go back to the previous sections of the test after the time limit - but this sakai, while preparing for the next section, went back to the previous section and answered two more questions. Lol. He must be seriously desperate.

And oh, i think i made everyone who took the test with me panic today. Cause i flipped the pages faster and answered more. Hahahaha. Kesian those people, dont know that mostly i just guess the answers only wan. Hehehehe. Poor people get panic for nothing.

That's it for now la. My thoughts are so scattered now. Wish me all the best for the finals k? i know you care:) hahahaha.

Cheers!