Goes about

What goes about in me head if someone doesn't reply me messages or calls for a prolonged period of time, list as below (yes, silly, bear with me)


1. You got stuck in jail. This is actually a real cause by a certain mate of mine. Lol. So now, if you're prone to causing trouble, i would have no doubt in my mind that you are having dinner served by the blues:)


2. You ran off somewhere due to something horrific. Well, yes - everyone has had a friend/relative that has done this before, don't you? If you don't, count your lucky stars to not have concerned parents calling you asking where their kid is, and you would have to lie through your teeth to cover them up. Hahahahaha.


3. You got into a whirlwind relationship with some attractive person and is now in a hotel in Genting Highlands. Ah, yes, the fickleness of youth. Always jumping on the first train that has the lovely fella onboard. So yes, i do consider this possibility very often.


4. You found out that i somehow lied or betrayed you. Which is never true, but then rumours are easy to spread and people tend to believe stuff if you say it often, like a bull in a china-shop, actually the bulls would trot about the china and not touch them at all:) so no, i am not guilty k? :(


5. You died. Yes, you died, and your parents are in grief, and they dont know what to do - and i won't get informed till like a year later when i finally get to meet up with some fellas and talk about ancient times. So write a will now, and let me in on it. Say you have a letter that you just hve to send to me. It's alright if all you write in the letter is "Richard, if you're reading this, means i am dead. And no, you may not have my car - Do come for the funeral though." I shall do this for all my friends:)


6. You got stuck on an island/buried underground/doing spy work for some secret association/abducted by various possible people / etc. While all of these are highly improbable, i would still try to imagine some situation in which all hope is not lost. So try your best to build that raft out of coconuts k?


7. You're breaking up with me for someone else:( ok la, a bit extreme. Hahaha. Last thing that runs through me mind. But this also means you haven't replied me in a week!


The usual reasons of being too busy, being in camp, got some family issues etc...too boring to even to be considered. So no, cannot. Not acceptable k? If you do get through to me, do cook up something lovely like St.George revived from the dead, travelled a thousand miles to track down a dragon who has to soak up Malaysia's recent heatwave to gain enough energy to provide power to hatch a legion of tiny dragons. And you had to slay little imps with the help of old georgie cause he's now a spectre and alongside a hundred year old elf who is deaf in one ear and throws knives with his feet:)


That's it folks!

Cheers!